Yes
@Trish !
There are some beautifully patronising touches to the piece.
One is the treating of the information superhighway as less a 'web', and more a series of one way streets and toll roads (upon which we mere plebs cannot and should not venture).
I liked the fact that either she doesn't know how to use a search engine well, or does, but thinks nobody else does.
If I (and many people who use search engines regularly) were to 'google'
site:
www.nhs.uk itchy skin
it would bring up a list in which the information I was looking for would be likely to be at the top of the list. Maybe my wandering womb would prevent my using skills I already have. Who knows with these psuedo wombs?
A usage of a mathematical tool that I'm sarcastically calling 'Bayes' Alchemy' occurs in the quote from Woolie, in which a number of 'cans' (or 'probablies', or 'coulds') is strung together, with the result that the less likely something is, the greater the probably at the end of the equation. This seems to happen a lot with psychologists for some reason.
Reading back on my first post, I missed out the irony of her position in the piece, the paper she was a co-author of, and her receiving funding from Arthritis UK.
People should not 'google' symptoms before contacting a doctor, except when they have arthritic symptoms, in which they should also search for papers on arthritis to get the message that early intervention is good.
Given that intervention withing the first 6 months is ideal, and the delays between seeing a GP and getting a referral to a specialist and getting confirmatory tests, this means the person with arthritic symptoms needs to intuitively know that
- the 'googling' exception applies to them,
- and they may possibly need a further referral to a Dr. Brown who has access to a
- working flux capacitor,
- a DeLorean car and a
- stretch of road in which to reach 88mph.
(Note that in the second 'Back to the Future', older Biff is walking with a cane and possibly has Arthritis. He is still able to use the car as a time machine, so the time machine is accessible to people with disabilities. )
A quick application of Bayes' Alchemy, and this scenario becomes less a sarcastic point, and in fact a highly likely and plausible scenario.
