(not a recomm.) How to heal 'chronic fatigue'&CFS/ME/anything (with NLP)

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Effi

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I don't know if this is the right forum section to post this in, but... this was brought to my attention. Has anybody heard of it? Utterly cringeworthy first sentence. Granted, it talks about 'chronic fatigue', but then goes on using the term CFS/ME...
CFS/ME is a physical condition, BUT the body's inability to handle stress is always the cause.
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Note the underlined words and the CAPS.

http://www.howtoheal.co.uk/
 
Wow, what an exploitative idiot. Any chance she's violating advertising standards?
Mind-Body Science has become more and more popular over the last few years due to the increase in recovery stories and scientific research which support the fact that our minds can influence our bodies. Using How to Heal’s unique approach means you can influence your ME / CFS symptoms because:
  1. You start to produce healing chemicals naturally, within your body.
  2. You positively affect the human body’s major systems (particularly your immune, endocrine and nervous systems).
  3. You develop new neural pathways from your brain to change the unconscious habits that the illness has been working under to habits of unconscious wellness instead.
  4. You remove the factors, such as stress, which are helping to keep you stuck…
….empowering you to lasting wellness!
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She should put her disclaimer on the home page:

"Disclaimer

How to Heal is a non medical approach to recovery from stress and stress related conditions. Keira Henry is a not medical professional and can not give medical advise. If you require medical advise please consult your GP."

...and then just delete the rest of the website.
 
Note that she does not use just NLP. Oh, no! Such a "soul destroying" illness requires her special blend of NLP, CBT Stress Management, Hypnotherapy, Visualisation, Psycho-neuro-immunology (PNI), Life Coaching and more! To think where I could be now if I had only had the right Life Coaching... :rolleyes:
  1. You start to produce healing chemicals naturally, within your body.
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The magic healing chemicals! Why didn't I think of doing that? :emoji_face_palm:
Because you finally learn the missing information you need about what is really happening with ME/CFS...
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We should tell all the researchers! They've been looking for this for years! :emoji_thumbsup:
...and are vitally given concrete proof that this approach works...
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Ah, she's giving concrete proof! It must be scientific! :emoji_blush:

And to think - all this for only £600! :emoji_astonished: A true humanitarian.
but she learnt the hard way that the answers to health issues do not always lie in the GP surgery.
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Well, she did get that right. [Italics hers.]

But does her method work for everyone?
We cannot guarantee changes, but with the majority of clients they have gotten positive changes when they have used the tools to self-heal consistently in their own time. If you fail to do this, your body and brain cannot form new patterns of wellness and you will not reap the rewards of the programme.
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So for most people, yes! :emoji_blush: And if it doesn't work for me, well then, I must be doing something wrong and I can blame only myself. :emoji_disappointed:

Apparently, this method does nothing for improving grammar skills, though... :rolleyes:
  1. Is it difficult to understand?
No it is really easy, and we go at your pace. You just need to be committed and want to heal.
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So if it doesn't work, I must not want to heal. Got it! :emoji_thumbsup:
  1. Why don’t the NHS offer it?
This is a very good question.
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It really is. After all, they're looking at the Lightning Process, which clearly can't hold a candle to this! (See the Testimonials for evidence scientific proof.)

From the disclaimer:
However, as coaching is a client-focused process, the outcome of the coaching depends on the power the client grants to the coaching relationship. The client is solely responsible for creating motivation to get results.
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OK, so if it doesn't work, it really is my fault. I GOT IT ALREADY! :emoji_angry:
  1. How quickly will I see changes?
We cannot make guarentees, but in the majority of cases our Clients start to see changes during session 1 and then once basic self-healing techniques are learnt you could notice improvement straight away.
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It's working for me already, AND I HAVEN'T EVEN TRIED IT!!! I couldn't stop laughing as I read through the Web site, and as we all know, laughter is the best medicine. I FEEL GREAT! How's that for a testimonial? :emoji_blush:

Valentijn said:
Wow, what an exploitative idiot.
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Exploitative, yes. Idiot? Not if she's raking it in. :emoji_money_mouth:
 
I guess with so many parts to the process she has 'gotten' used to creating special blends for different clients...makes them feel like they are getting their money's worth I suppose, with the added benefit of not being able to compare notes.

"Yes well mr sloth, you appear to,have a particular problematic strain of belief dysfunction, I've not come across such a unique set, we probably need another session to tweak the blend" " just write out a cheque and Betty will book you a new appointment"...blah blah blah :expressionless:
 
Please note - this is unfortunately a theoretical therapy :( - and is not my own creation, it's adapted from an episode of "Red Dwarf".

I'm a firm believer in a different type of alternative therapy.

It's called without oxygen therapy (WOT), it begins by placing a therapist in an airtight room, that only I can open once I am cured. The therapist can then attempt to cure me, or do anything else they choose, but the room will not be opened until I have been cured, by an as yet undefined method but one that only a cured person could manage.

It's clearly totally ethical as if the therapist wanted to cure me, and not just take my money, then they would do so and be fine...unless of course they are a con artist talking out of their arse, in which case their fate is passive self defense on my part, also defending others from con artists only interested in exploiting my and other people's illness/disability for their own sick, twisted and exploitative purposes.

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I notice she describes it as coaching, LP describes itself as training, they talk about clients, not patients. I guess that's a sign they know it has no relevance to real physical disease, and they are not offering effective treatment to real patients. It's a snake oil sales pitch.
 
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