[Cut to clinic and House is with a patient, a guy]
Guy: I’m tired a lot.
House: Any other reason you think you may have Chronic Fatigue Syndrome?
Guy: It’s kinda the definition isn’t it?
House: It’s kinda the definition of getting older.
Guy: I had a couple headaches last month, mild fever, sometimes I can’t sleep, and I have trouble concentrating.
House: Apparently not while researching this stuff on the internet.
Guy: I was thinking it also might be fibromyalgia.
House: [Looks contemplative, and then serious] Excellent diagnosis [sarcastic]!
Guy: Is there anything for that?
House: [heavy sigh] Ya know, I think there just might be. [House goes out of the room, and to the dispensary.]
House: I need 36 Vicodin, and change for a dollar.
Nurse: (jumbled, I can’t tell)
[House gets his change and goes to a candy machine. He gets white candies out of the machine, and goes back to the counter. There he takes the Vicodin and slips them into his pocket, exchanging them for the candy.]
House: Exam room 2. [Places the bottle back on the counter.]
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